Joe Simpson proves once again he is a weirdo

By Jeannette Walls MSNBC Updated: 2:25 a.m. ET Aug. 9, 2005 Jessica Simpson says her boobs were made for accessorizing.

The “Dukes of Hazzard” star, out promoting the flick, discussed her much-discussed breasts, and also blasted widespread buzz that they are fake.

“Mine are definitely real,” she revealed, according to SkyNews. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

Joe Simpson, her manager/father/ex-minister who has held forth before on the issue of his daughter’s ample bosom, weighed in on her provocative outfits. “When we were in church work [my daughters] wore bikinis and short shorts,” he said. “People in the church got mad at me then but we believe that what’s in the heart is more important than what’s on the outside.”

EDIT:you're a Baptist preacher, and your daughters wore bikinis and short shorts IN CHURCH? and yes, I realize it says "church work", but still. if people in the church get mad at you, YOU ARE THE PASTOR. have your ugly no-talent children set an example for the rest.

source: MSNBC.com