Friday, August 26, 2005

Nicole Ritchie's diet secrets

According to Ted Casablanca's blind item this week: "Pixie Mixie is at it again. At a posh opening of an even more posh clothing store (Bev. H. doesn't seem to have room for that Frank Gehry-designed homeless shelter, don't know why), all the red-carpet lovelies were out, including P.M. and her supersvelte set. Okay, let's get real. Lots of these gals ain't stayin' stick-like by avoiding flour and sugar. They're candy-nosed outta their designer-clad gourds, got it? So, next time you read about Ms. Pixie telling some insipid trend rag that she keeps thin via yoga and granola, head to the nearest stall and barf for me, 'kay? Besides, that's precisely where you might find Pi-doll, as she was (as usual) at the gala gathering. But get this: As Pixie sniffed and sniffed louder than a bovine with influenza, a journalist for a TV network walked in the ladies' room. "Is anybody there?" called out a paranoid and suddenly nasal-silent P.M. "No, nobody!" yelled the crafty reporter. Pixie then walked out of the toilet area (without flushing, how odd), not exactly knowing what to do. She wiped her nose and left. The journo took note (and how!), so watch where you snort next, Ms. Two-by-Four."


The THE SUPERFICIAL had a guessing game and these are the results, "You say: Despite the fact that Mr. Casablanca is using his blind items to relentlessly hammer home the Hollywood truisms that a) every actor is at least a little bit gay and b) every actress under 125 pounds has a raging coke problem, you responded enthusiastically. This week, you pointed the oddly unclipped nail on your collective pinky finger at Nicole Richie, doubting that even a personal trainer and the total eradication of harmful carbs from her diet are not to blame for her lithe, 13-year-old-boy figure. Almost as many of you waggled a finger in Lindsay Lohan’s direction, but the NR carried the day. Seriously, if Lindsay Lohan didn’t have fat ankles (no amount of blow will de-cankle somebody), how would anyone tell them apart? You say: Others on the wrong end of your scorn: Mischa Barton, Sarah Michelle Gellar, various Olsens, Eva Longoria, and Angelina Jolie (Gehry? Whatupwiththat, Ted?)"


But what does DJ AM say about these allegations made about Nicole........
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