Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Jen & Oprah



Jen on Oprah - There was significant criticism about Jennifer Aniston's meaningless but much hyped appearance on Oprah Monday.  Here's a recap of the conversation:

O: So how are you?
J: I'm so great. I'm so great. I'm so great. I'm really, really great.
O: So you're doing well?
J: Yeah, I'm doing really, really well. So well.  Really, really well.
O: So everything's OK?
J: Everything is more than OK. It's wonderful. It's really, really wonderful.
O: Are you ready to start dating?
J: I'm so ready. I am so, so ready.  I'm ready. Totally ready.
O: Are you over it?
J: Oh yeah. I am so over it. I am moving on and over it.  Totally over it. Oh yeah.
O: What do you love?
J: Oh sunsets. Sunsets are so beautiful.  So beautiful. I love sunsets. And my dog. I love my dog and sunsets.  My dog and sunsets are what I love.  I love them so much. Sunsets are beautiful.  And if I could be granted one wish it would be world peace and babies everywhere and butterflies too.  They are so nice and world peace would make everyone so happy.  Especially sunsets because they are so amazing. Wow. The sun.  Setting. And the ocean.  Waves. Peace. Oh peace. Peace and sunsets, Oprah.  (Endless applause. Women cry and weep hysterically in the aisles.  Some lady with a bad perm faints. Fade to commercial....)
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