Friday, September 09, 2005

Tara Reid is an Inventor, well kind of

"Tara Reid's designer handbag was stolen at the Spanish isle of Ibiza's airport on Sunday. The Balenciaga handbag contained $180,000 worth of jewelry, including a Rolex watch that apparently had "sentimental value," Source: TheSuperficial.com

So because of the unfortunate above incident Tara Reid discusses on her show Taradise a fabulous plan she begins telling one of her friends about how she has this great idea and how it is going to make millions of dollars because it is sooo freakin brilliant she continues, "OK WELL LIKE I LOST MY PURSE TWICE SINCE IVE BEEN ON THIS ISLAND SO I WANT TO MAKE A PURSE THAT HAS A TRACKING CHIP IN IT" which isn't such an awful idea, until she says "AND THEN IT WILL BE LIKE ON-STAR, YOU WILL CALL AND THEY WILL SAY, 'YOUR PURSE IS ON 52ND STREET', AND THEN YOU CAN GO GET IT."

I wonder if Tara has patented this idea of hers, probably not she has been out boozing and screwing all over the world for the past several months. Brillant I will make millions on this idea.
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