Gawker’s 12 Ways to Remake Your Boring Old Life

Oh Monday arrrives again.... Monday has to be the worst day of the week. The weekend is over you have 5 full days of work ahead of you. Life seems very routine and boring at times. So how does one make life more interesting. According to Gawker, there are many things you can do to remake your boring old life.

Gawkers realistic list for shaking up your boring old life:

1. Dramatically embellish your public persona
2. Shoot your friend in the face
3. Make as many sex tapes as possible
4. Be Gay
5. Adopt an Ethiopian lovechild
6. Convert to Scientology
7. Cut your hair like Mick Mars and get on the Cobrasnake
8. Regularly go into rehab
9. Grow a moustache
10. Stop eating
11. Fuck someone in Maroon 5
12. Get a STD test

Source: Gawker