Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Name That Hollywood Wife: Blind Items

1. This lady keeps her musician husband medicated on a rotating cocktail of painkillers (Vicodin and Percodan), antidepressants (Xanax and Prozac) and hyperactivity drug Ritalin. She slips the pills into a smoothie. He's calm and her life's easier.

2. Mrs Lush is married to a top movie mogul. She has young kids, new boobs and an alcohol addiction. Drunk, she'd throw herself at men. At his wits' end, her husband took photos of her as she gave oral sex to a valet parker. He locked the film in a safe, threatening to show the kids when they would understand. She's now stopped drinking.

3. A former soap star who was married to an Oscar wining producer was looking forward to a party. Unfortunately she'd gained 15lbs in the last year. 'Baby weight," she sighed to her stylist as she struggled into a Narciso Rodriguez gown. "You've no idea how hard it is to lose." Her baby was almost nine months old. She had been born to a surrogate.

4. Z is married to a famous (and also famously sexually active) musician. Theirs is a happy marriage - partly because she procures his tour bus playmates after putting them through a vigorous workout herself.

Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine
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