Thursday, March 01, 2007

Jen 3, Colie 0! The Real World Denver

On ''The Real World,'' Jenn and Alex hook up just as Colie's boyfriend pays her a visit. Jenn had promised Colie that she would stay away from Alex out of respect for their friendship but that is NOT what happened!

A sensitive, attractive, generally nice guy named Corey is in love with Colie, so he visited her in Denver. In the middle of the day, because there's nothing else they could possibly do with their time, the pair got hammered with Alex and Jenn, who decided to hook up for the hell of it, but not before Jenn licked each of Alex's facial features while making rabid-animal eyes. Is that hot?

It's hot enough. The foursome went back to the house to do it, in pairs, while other roommates feigned reactions just because the camera was there and they guessed they had to. Everyone looks pretty bored at this point, to be honest.

I've had it with Colie. She needs attention all the time. When she doesn't have a sidekick or someone to yell at, she is so incredibly boring on camera, and she knows it. Think about it. Her most compelling individual story line thus far has been mono. Mono!

And poor Corey. Here's a guy who agrees to show up in Denver, and hang out with the housemate his girlfriend claims to be into. He even told Colie he'll switch religions and do whatever else it'll take to marry her. And all he gets is some pity nookie and an ''I really care about Corey'' in a confessional. As Tyrie pointed out, Colie just needs to let the Alex thing go and stand on her own for a while. It'd be a win-win for everyone. Alex and Jenn are both pretty raunchy and not into the whole ''strings attached'' thing.

My favorite part of last nights episode was when Colie got all drunk at the end and tried to make out with Alex in the hot tub...unfortunately she was DENIED! Was Colie in the hot tub not the perfect Public Service Announcement for substance abuse.

What do you think? Who was the most to blame in the totally contrived double hookup: Alex or Jenn?


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