Joe Simpson: My Daughters will Never End up in Rehab. Therapy, maybe. Rehab, Never.

Creepy daddy Joe Simpson has gone on record claiming his daughters will never end up in rehab like fellow has-been Britney Spears.

Joe — father, manager, origin of all future therapy bills of celebri-thingys Jessica and Ashlee Simpson — has spoken out on Britney’s recent personal and professional woes, which have culminated in a rehab stint, the World Entertainment News Network reports.

While feeling empathy for Brit, Joe believes his daughters would never follow the same toxic path as Spears.

He says, “I would never let that happen to my daughters. Hopefully, her family will take care of the situation.”