Nicole Richie In Rehab?

According to media reports, Nicole Richie has reportedly checked into a rehab treatment center for eating disorders and substance abuse. The Simple Life star checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona Del Mar, California on May 11th, reportedly weighing 83 pounds.

The rehab check-in follows reports that Richie has split with Good Charlotte rocker-boyfriend Joel Madden. Publications have revealed that Madden dumped Richie for being "too clingy."

Too clingy?? Hmmm, maybe it could be the fact that Nicole weighed 83 pounds! My guess is the Joel sobered up long enough to realize he was banging a skeleton, then threw up, then downed a bottle of vodka Bonaduce-style and dumped her ass.

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