Shame on you Jessica Simpson

Ok I think these pictures speak for themselves, but just for fun lets review what Jessica is doing wrong in them.

1.) She is obviously wasted....bombed...maybe blacked out.

2.) She is NOT wearing her wedding ring/band Nothing....even though I am sure half the world knows she is married she is not advertising it.

3.) She is hanging out/on an unidentified man.

4.) She is attempting to tongue unidentified man (ok a stretch but they both have their tongues out and are in close proximity to one another).



Photo credit: The Superficial