Ted Casablanca's Blind Item: One Chatty, Snorty Blind Vice

With cocaine, you twit. Every dummy knows that, nowadays. It's like any idiot who's halfway rich 'n' famous is back at Studio 54 again--only with less hairspray and jobs to go to in the ayem.
And the above tired-ass, drugged out, fake-smiled act certainly applies to Babe Dimple-Doo. In fact, this scenario fits Ms. D.-Doo so damn well, I'd say it's a miracle some tawdry story about the deceivingly demure dame hasn't surfaced in the tabs already. Gosh, wonder why that is?
Smarty Babe cut a deal, that's why.
Sundry supermarket rags enjoy regular access to BMs. Dimple-Doo's meatloaf recipes, bathroom designs and parlor-room thoughts whenever they so please. But hands off the powder trail! No surprise there. G.P. is all about the très-accessible image, see.
Like I always say, home is where the speeding heartbeat is, right?
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Here's What We Have So Far:
Pixie Mixie - Nicole Ritchie
Ham Drum - DJ AM
Petunia Pickle-Pop - - Paris Hilton, or Jessica Simpson, or Tara Reid
Eve Envy - Ashley Simpson, or Nikki Hilton
Jordache Junkie - Kirsten Dunst (ok I am giving in I think it could be Kirsten)
Gloria Good-Hag - Kirsten Dunst, Angelina Jolie
Morgan Mayhem - Lindsay Lohan
Barker Kumesalot - Charlie Sheen
Melba Toast - Jennifer Aniston
Devon Heaven - Brad Pitt
Croon Whitebread - John Mayer
Toothy Tile (tough one) - Jake Gyllenhaal, or Orlando Bloom
Diandra Dope - Jennifer Aniston
Fudgey Poof - Vince Vaughn
Stanley Manly - Hugh Hefner
Trent Spent - Toby McGuire
Jumbo Jackoff - Mark Paul Gosselar or Rick(y) Schroeder
Stealth Stud-Poof - John Travolta, Heath Ledger, Ryan Phillippe
Dimple Doo - ? ?
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