Friday, March 31, 2006

Ted Casablanca's Blind Item: One Slurplicious Blind Vice

Hey, you raunchy-ass readers, have you missed our nose-candy-lovin' party-doll, Pixie Mixie?

Me, too, kittens. And, apparently, there's a little something that Pixie herself has been yearning for: Sapphic tongue-tangling.

So, she indulged recently--and how. Yay for Pixie! Yay for us!

'Twas a chillin' night at a palatial pad belonging to one of Pixie's many fake friends. Just a few chicks gathered around the glass table, snorting and gossing--alas, not playing much mah-jongg, as these babes are way too young and tirelessly cool for that.

Suddenly, assorted rail-thinistas looked across the room and saw P.M. making out, "hard-core, tongues heavy," with a gal-pal, so blurted one of the babes who hasn't eaten since Cher had her real body parts. Too hot.

Perhaps our daring dahling has grown tired of boys? Heaven knows she ain't had the greatest year in the man-love department. Or maybe there was some magical potion in the blow she was vacuuming up her delicate nose?

In any case, my dilated eyewitness has run around with Pixie and her pals for a long-ass time, and she offered her interpretation: "I don't think she was just screwing around. I think she's gay and repressing it."

Oh, Pixie-doll, haven't you seen Brokeback Mountain? Don't you know what all that pretending will do to a girl's complexion/career?

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Britney and Sean Preston

Britney Spears carries 6-month-old Sean Preston after taking a Mommy & Me class at Malibu's Ballet by the Sea dance studio on Wednesday.


Carmen Does Tricks on Leno

Carmen Electra is reportedly installing an aerial circus hoop in her home - to thrill her husband with X-rated nude tricks. The former 'Baywatch' babe has been taking lessons in circus arts and can't wait to show hubby Dave Navarro her new skills - while she's completely naked.

She said: "You can pull yourself up on it and it spins. "You can do all these sexy moves. I take a class. It's a circus school. I'm getting one for the house." Meanwhile, Carmen left actor Rob Schneider hot and bothered with a sizzling performance on America's 'Tonight Show'.

The curvy actress demonstrated her circus skills by thrusting her shapely pins in the comic actor's lap while talk show host Jay Leno looked on in shock.

Brad's Ad for Tag

Splitsville Matt and Melissa

Friends star Matt LeBlanc has filed for divorce from wife Melissa after nearly three years of marriage. Divorce papers were filed in LA on Thursday, citing "irreconcilable differences," and state that the couple split on January 1 of this year. A statement issued on the couple's behalf said, "Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years. The dissolution is amicable.

Source: ONTD

Diesel Presents Young Hollywood Awards Countdown

Nicky Hilton

Haylie Duff

Lindsay Lohan

Stacy Keibler


Kris Benson cheats on Anna Benson

Kris and Anna Benson are calling it quits. Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned. The naughtiest wife in baseball filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson, who was traded in the off-season from the Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. "She's completely crushed; she didn't see this coming," said Anna Benson's spokesman, Jules Feiler. "She had no choice but to take this action."

What's bad for Kris Benson could be good for new teammates Miguel Tejada, Melvin Mora and the rest of the O's. Anna Benson once vowed to sleep with every one of her husband's teammates if she caught him in the sack with another woman. "I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want.' If you get caught, I'm going to [have sex with] everybody on your entire team," she told Howard Stern on his radio show in 2004. "Everyone would get a turn."

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Jolie's mother flies to Paris for birth

Angelina Jolie has reportedly had her mother flown over to Paris so that she will be there for the birth of Angelina's baby. French actress Marcheline Bertrand has apparently flown all the way to Paris from America, where she had been staying in the Beverly Hills Hotel while she received treatment for uterine cancer. A friend of Angelina told The Sun: "Angelina is very close to her mother and she wanted her to be there for the birth. "Angelina has been having regular check-ups at a hospital in Paris and it is expected that she will give birth within the next few weeks."


Real World cast modeling...Ocean Drive Magazine Launches Speedo's Axcelerate Collection

TomKat Spawn is Female

According to today's Access Hollywood, Tom and Katie are expecting a GIRL.

Just Because.... Ryan Reynolds

If anyone has been reading this site for awhile you would know I have a secret (ok not so secret since I am sharing it with you ) crush on Ryan Reynolds. Why? Look at him. Perfection! If anyone ever has any information on the demise of Ryan and Alanis's relationship I would love to be the first to know. Thanks.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

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Celebs Might Be Near You:

  • Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were just spotted walking down Armitage in Chicago.  Maybe they are looking for places to live. The area is great.

  • Britney and K-fed were spotted at the Four Seasons in Irving, TX earlier today because he is supposed to have some local radio interviews tomorrow in the Dallas area (promoting his new CD I assume).

  • K-Fed is in New Orleans tomorrow (Friday), on B-97 promoting his album.

    UPDATE: Check out the photos from Jen and Vince today:
  • Naomi Campbell Gets Arrested!

    Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting one of her employees. NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct -- As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there. TMZ was told the alleged assault occurred in the morning.

  • Update: 1:17PM ET -- We're told the incident occurred at 8:00 AM EST. The alleged victim, a 41-year-old woman, was struck in the head with an object, allegedly thrown by Campbell. The woman had a laceration on the back of her head. She went to Lenox Hill Hospital for stitches. In 2000, Campbell pled guilty to hitting former personal assistant Georgina Galanis with a telephone. She was ordered to take anger management classes. In 2001, another former personal assistant, Simone Craig, claimed Campbell threw a mobile phone at her. Campbell denied it and no charges were filed.

  • Update: 1:45PM ET -- Campbell's rep issued this statement: "We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning. We are confident the courts will see it the same way."

    A police source tells TMZ that Campbell will be charged with assault.

    Source: TMZ
  • Drew Barrymore filming in New York