Embarrassing Bid: David Beckham

The citizens of Southern California are unexcited about their $250 million man, David Beckham, who is coming to play for the L.A. Galaxy soccer team. Despite the charms of auctioneer Sharon Stone, the lowest-selling lot at the Elton John AIDS benefit on Oscar night was a private soccer lesson from the Brit, which went for $70,000. "Guess it shows how much Americans care about soccer," quipped one guest.

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