Dina Lohan is a Classy Biotch! And Lindsay Lohan is like Princess Diana...

Lindsay's mother compares her booze-addled daughter to Princess Diana, warning that if the paparazzi keep chasing the young actress, she'll end up dead, too! "Look at me," Dina Lohan said in the latest Harper's Bazaar, in which she talked about her daughter's run-ins with celebrity photographers. "Diana will happen again."

Dina on critics of her parenting techniques: "I'm living the American dream, and you can go . . ."

Dina on wearing Lindsay's clothes and partying with the young actress: "If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out." Dina on introducing herself as her daughter's personal assistant: "I don't want them to know I'm her mom. It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."

Dina on the other panty-less members of the "Bimbo Summit" - Paris Hilton and Britney Spears: "They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far. Paris' mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."

Dina on whether her daughter is an alcoholic: "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? 'Let's give her something.' "