Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Court in Session, Results Awaited

Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, and Virgie Arthur have all arrived at the Bahamas courthouse and proceedings are underway. So far there is no word from inside the court.

I'm excited. Who else is excited? Hmmm? Show of hands, c'mon. This is just like in high school, when we were allowed to watch the OJ verdict live during chemistry. Except this time OJ totally didn't do it. And I'm not watching a grainy Spanish channel news broadcast on a tv that ol' Ms Ralston could never get to work right. And I'm not a teenager. And my looks aren't what they used to be. And I don't really have any hopes or dreams or ambitions anymore. Yea...so it's not really anything like that at all, and now I'm sort of depressed, too.

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