AA Has Done Wonders for Lindsay

Our favorite party girl cokehead Lindsay Lohan who recently left rehab, and is a "devoted" member of Alcoholics Anonymous, has gotten Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday party in Vegas. The "deal" could reportedly land Lindsay up to seven figures. Lohan's lawyer has confirmed the deal saying "This should be one of the best parties ever."

If going to rehab and becoming an Alcoholics Anonymous member gets you a vodka company to sponsor your 21st birthday and you actually get paid seven figures for a party, I'm leaving right now to buy an 8-ball and a gallon of Jack Daniels so I can start "training" to be just like Lindsay.

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