Paris Attends Church!

Paris Hilton, dressed in a "pure" white dress, attended a church service yesterday at a Catholic church in Beverly Hills. Paris' sister Nicky also attended the service. After the service, Paris went to visit her father at nearby Cedar Sinai hospital.

We all know that the "real" reason Paris is attending church has nothing to do with a new-found faith, but rather a last-minute prayer to somehow get out of her impending jail time. Maybe Paris was simply praying to get used to being on her knees full time once she's in prison? The thing that surprises me the most is how Paris managed to walk into a Catholic church without it catching fire immediately.

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