Tuesday, May 15, 2007

This Could Be Paris Hilton's New Home

Joe Arpaio runs the Maricopa County jail in Phoenix, Arizona. In previous times, the jail had to remove inmates due to overcrowding. Tough-as-nails sheriff Joe came up with a solution to the overcrowding - build tents in the desert to house additional inmates. The temperature in the summer rises to 110°F. Joe has contacted the LA County sheriff's office and has requested that Paris Hilton serve her 45-day sentence at his jail. Sources report that LA County is considering his request.

The prisoners at Maricopa County jail are required to wear old-time prison uniforms complete with stripes and are forced to sometimes work in a chain-gang picking up trash on the side of the road. Joe has said he would love the publicity and he could make sure that Paris serves the entire 45-day sentence.

I think if Paris was actually forced to do hard physical labor for 45 days that maybe, just maybe, she would have a chance at becoming an actual human being. Joe, you get my vote for president!


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